Today we decided to embark upon our first real piece of investigative journalism, after feeling the thrill of the hunt that came from our previous mystery-solving effort entitled “Who does this mystery bag of Chinese food delivery belong to?” attempted while we were in Australia. And while we weren’t able to solve that mystery, we showed ourselves to be intrepid investigators, so the LeBeauOnTheGo Network (no relation) hired us for this special investigation: Do Aliens Exist? It is our quest today to prove or disprove this while in the heart of alien territory, the self proclaimed “Alien Capital of the World”: Roswell, New Mexico! So, please enjoy this special edition of LeBeauOnTheGo.

Commitment to Theme: 10/10

No one could EVER accuse Roswell of not committing to their theme. From hotels and restaurants, to shops, street lights, parks and city hall, this town SELLS their alien connections. In fact, their city motto is “Roswell – Believe.”

There are SOOO many commercial places (and even many residential places) that are on brand with the space and alien theme.

Special investigation

From time to time, with no warning (and definitely no budget or preplanning), my co-anchor Robert “Mork” LeBeau would grab the camera to insert one of his very special observations. And his observations, imo, are NOT to be missed.

It is Rob Mork LeBeau’s hypothesis that the aliens are here on our planet to engage in money laundering schemes by selling their tchotchkes and using their technology to pose as ATMs. Proof below:

Roswell’s Area 51

We were aware that Nevada has an Area 51 that is reported to be an alien research center, but did you know Roswell also has an Area 51? Yep! And we found it today while wandering downtown. This Area 51 sells tshirts in the front (see Part 4 video) as a part of their alien money laundering, but if you have high level security clearance (which we totally do) and you give them a secret password (and 8 bucks), they will let you go into the secret door leading to the back of Area 51. This is where all the REAL alien proof of life lies. We weren’t allowed to video for obvious reasons, but we did sneak some photos for you, our loyal readers.

International UFO Museum

In 1947, a “flaming object” came out of the sky and crashed into the desert outside of Roswell, NM. Over 359 witnesses eventually came forward and admitted to seeing the crash or indirectly knowing of the crash because they were the family members of first responders. Many people reported being told to stay silent by MPs or their “family would be killed.” This museum actually does a great job presenting all kinds of objects and information related to that crash, as well as many other documented reports of people seeing unidentified flying objects and/or aliens. They have acquired tons of papers, interviews, and videos and pictures related to their beliefs. It is pretty well done and pretty compelling, particularly given that many of the people who came forward over the years and reported seeing UFOs are credible people with much to lose if they shared their beliefs.

Verdict: While this museum is full of cheese and speculation, there is enough “science” and real data here to keep it interesting.

Conclusions

After a day of extensive, exhaustive research, the LeBeauOnTheGo special news team has come to it’s conclusion.

We believe.

Thanks for adventuring with us!